Friday, January 20th, the Year of Our Lord 2017

President Trump steps up to the podium. “America! We did it, America. We’re the President of the United States. And we’ve got some news for you, America. It’s the best news, you’ve never heard news like it before, it’s going to blow your mind and I’m going to tell it to you.”

He reaches behind his back. The crowd gasps. A loud unzipping sound is heard and the Donald Trump skinsuit falls to the ground.

A skinny wild-eyed guy with messy white hair steps out and kicks the crumpled skinsuit away.

“Hello, my name is John McGrady. I’m an experimental artist. What you’ve just witnessed is my 40-year-long performance art piece entitled ‘Donald Trump.’ It’s been a wild ride, and I hope you’ve enjoyed it as much as I have. If so, please consider donating to my Patreon.”

He walks off stage.